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The Daily Utah Chronicle

Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey speaking at the 2015 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in National Harbor, Maryland. Photo by Gage Skidmore on Flickr

Chris Christie’s Salvation

November 15, 2016

Once considered the next Republican it-boy, Governor Chris Christie has certainly seen better days in his political career. Prior to announcing his bid for the presidency in 2015, the outspoken New Jersey...

Photo by Rich Girard on Flickr

Satire: Director Comey Displeases Republican Overlord

November 9, 2016

With an air of sullen regret, FBI Director James Comey announced on Sunday that, “Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Secretary Clinton.”...

Satire: Journalists Want President Trump

Satire: Journalists Want President Trump

By Nicholas Coleman November 7, 2016

Across the nation, millions of politically active citizens have cast their ballots early. Posted in front of coffee shops and food trucks like sentient gargoyles are dozens of volunteers, urgently pushing...

New License Law Spells Trouble for Teachers

New License Law Spells Trouble for Teachers

November 7, 2016

  In Utah, the lack of budgetary support for teachers K-12 is sadly nothing new. Historically, teachers in the state are paid roughly 30 percent lower than professionals with comparable degrees,...

Re-taking Mosul Poses Risk for European Union

Re-taking Mosul Poses Risk for European Union

November 6, 2016

In an effort to retake the city of Mosul from ISIS, a coalition of forces consisting of various governments has begun the grueling task of flushing insurgents out of the city. While many of the terrorist...

Republicans may Lose Senate, Democrats may Gain

Republicans may Lose Senate, Democrats may Gain

November 4, 2016

As election day draws near, it’s becoming more and more likely that Hillary Clinton will win by a historic margin over her Republican opponent. While this would undoubtedly be a severe blow to the struggling...

AT&T CEO Randall L. Stephenson

AT&T Merge Poses Threat to Consumers

October 31, 2016

In an announcement on October 22nd, AT&T and Time Warner are seeking to merge in one of the largest corporate acquisitions ever conducted. Totaling a stunning $85.4 billion, the combination of the...

iPhone 7 Reigns Supreme

iPhone 7 Reigns Supreme

October 27, 2016

Following the untimely passing of Steve Jobs in 2011, Apple Inc. desperately searched for fresh leadership to reassert market dominance. After an intense round of pick-up sticks, former Apple vice president...

Trump Effectively Eliminates Himself in Last Presidential Debate

Trump “Effectively Eliminates” Himself in Last Presidential Debate

October 20, 2016

Going into the final presidential debate on Wednesday night, both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump understood one thing—their demeanor would be closely analyzed by the public. Throughout the last two...

Satire: Trumps Winning Temperament Will Lead him to Victory

Satire: Trump’s Winning Temperament Will Lead him to Victory

By Nicholas Coleman October 20, 2016

Following the first presidential debate on Sept. 26, many in the routinely-biased media declared Hillary Clinton the outright winner. Political pundits — paid for their professional expertise — crammed...