Letter to the Editor: Chartwells pulled its head out of its butt!


I went to buy lunch the other day and saw that the food on campus was actually priced comparable to what one would pay off campus!

Somebody must have gone to the store and realized that a burrito doesn’t cost $6! Or that rice crispy treats can be made for a dime’s worth of ingredients. Or that greasy orange chicken is only three bucks at the Panda Express.

Thank goodness, it’s about time.

Gertrude Gutentag

Junior, Proctology

Disclaimer: The above article is part The Chronicle’s annual April Fool’s Day issue. All events are fictional and plots are satirical…in other words, all of this is completely made up. So don’t call your lawyers.