Editor:
I just wrote in to say that I think all of Ed Stevenson’s columns are well thought-out and right on the money. He is a class act, who brings strong opinions to the paper, while always looking thoroughly at both sides of the topic. Anyone who writes in and thinks he is an idiot, is in fact an idiot themselves…times a billion!
Thanks for finally getting a columnist who knows what he is doing!
Bill O’Reilly
Smut Journalism
Disclaimer: The above article is part The Chronicle’s annual April Fool’s Day issue. All events are fictional and plots are satirical…in other words, all of this is completely made up. So don’t call your lawyers.