Letter to the Editor: Thank you, Utah basketball!


I won $200 by betting against Andrew Bogut and the Utes against Kentucky.

I know school spirit required me to cheer for our team, but I need to buy books next semester.

What suckers to think the sixth time was the charm! Our loss is my big gain! Go Wildcats!

Chad Decker

Sophomore, Statistics

Disclaimer: The above article is part The Chronicle’s annual April Fool’s Day issue. All events are fictional and plots are satirical…in other words, all of this is completely made up. So don’t call your lawyers.