Stupid Mac computers

If you ever go by the library to find a PC, Without exception they are all busy.

There is always a Mac open-all pretty and nice.The screen is round, its mouse like a grain of rice.

The colors match and are hip and rad,The CD drive looks like a space rocket launch pad!

But there’s a problem with the little cute Apple,It thinks all info from Microsoft is just babble.

It only plays music in iTunes and won’t read Hotmail, It lacks a second mouse button to help those in Excel.

You try to close out a program, but it won’t go away,It continues to run and pops back to haunt you another day.

If you don’t pull the plug to turn it off, it’ll just stew and brew,But when the dumb thing freezes, it’s the only thing to do.

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