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#GymProbs

#GymProbs

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With the new Student Life Center up and running, we’ve noticed a bunch of #gymprobs that our student body has to deal with on the daily.

 

-You’re forced to wait in a five minute line for a drink behind the dude with the gallon water bottle.

-As you’re approaching the cardio machine you want, you make eye contact with someone headed to the. exact. same. one…. and then you have to do an awkward walk/run to beat them there.

-When you do free weights you never know where to look because looking in the mirror is vain and uncomfortable.

-There’s always that person that takes the treadmill RIGHT next to you EVEN though there’s an entire row of empty ones.

-When people awkwardly stand around your machine… waiting for you to be done… just waiting.

-WHEN THOSE PEOPLE WHO DRIP SWEAT EVERYWHERE DON’T WIPE THE MACHINES CLEAN. OH MY GOSH. EW.

-Wanting to watch a trashy TV show or the Food Network while on the elliptical but feeling too ashamed to do so.

-Going to the gym ensures the next time you do your laundry takes 60 times longer.

-Feeling endlessly uncomfortable/trying to avoid eye contact while doing the groin machine.

-There’s never any room for your stuff in the cubbies so you end up just throwing it wherever you find a spot and then forgetting where that was after your work out.

 

Even with all the problems we face, we still manage to get our butts to the gym every day. Three cheers to us.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

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