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Potty Humor

By By Lennie Mahler • January 23, 2006

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Editor: Your paper is not just The Daily Utah Chronicle to me; it is also The Daily Dose of Comedic Idiots. Everyday I open your environmentally friendly recycled pages to see the new rant on the Opinion page. Most of the letters are quoting facts and arguing about "real-world issues," but I always look for the one gem that is about something truly important.

Sorority Greek Row Recruitment

January 20, 2006

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Bill could raise tuition for undocumented immigrants

By By Jay Logan Rogers • January 20, 2006

By Jay Logan RogersA new bill being considered by the Utah State Legislature could increase the financial burden on immigrant university students who are not U.S. citizens.Since 2002, students who are...

Risky Business

January 20, 2006

I read the other day in the Wall Street Journal that one out of every 125 Americans is a millionaire. That's insane. In this day and age, anyone can become a millionaire. You learn, growing up, that hard work is the key to success, but sometimes it seems as though a little more luck than hard work causes people to become millionaires.

Tent of goodies

January 20, 2006

Students poured into a white tent located in the Marriott Plaza on Thursday and were met with a pleasant surprise. Upon entering the heated pavilion, students helped themselves to cereal, donuts and cookies, along with a glass of milk or orange juice.

Red-y to rock

January 20, 2006

Ute fans will get their first look at the 2006 gymnastics squad tonight as the No. 3 Utes (2-0) take on No. 6 Nebraska (4-1-1) in the R.C. Willey Invitational in the Huntsman Center at 7 p.m. "Nebraska is very talented and well-coached," Ute head coach Greg Marsden said.

U women take win streak to sin city

January 20, 2006

The U women's basketball team will play for its fourth-straight win Saturday, as it takes on UNLV at the Thomas and Mack Center in Las Vegas. After a disappointing start to conference play, the Utes have been on fire their last three games, with wins over San Diego State, Colorado State and Air Force.

Health Science Briefs

December 2, 2005

U pediatrician receives national recognitionJ. Michael Dean, professor and vice chairman of the Department of Pediatrics at the U, received the 2005 Distinguished Career Award from the American Academy...

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December 2, 2005

FridayDec. 2When Calendar's not single-handedly compromising the integrity of The Daily Utah Chronicle, we volunteer at homeless shelters, donate our hair to charity, donate our charity to hair and generally...