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The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

Meyer reaching out to the entire student body

By By Archibald Keen April 1, 2004

By Archibald KeenDisclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks.It's all about reaching...

Jeff Blake is not 34

By By Cheap Jewstein April 1, 2004

By Cheap JewsteinDisclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks.The Nationalistic...

It’s time to destroy campus buildings and organizations

By By Optimistic Ollie April 1, 2004

By Optimistic OllieDisclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks.There is a large...

Spandex Man dares you to be bored this weekend

March 31, 2004

Is it hard to find a reason to get out of bed these days? Do you suffer from what professionals call severe acute-lazy-ass-wiener syndrome? Well, suck it up because there's always something to do in Utah....

Cause becomes more costly for animal activist

February 26, 2004

The U responded last week with a $299 price tag to freshman Jeremy Beckham's request for primate experimentation details.Last August, Beckham, head of the Utah Primate Freedom Project, began asking for...

Wellness Week Begins

October 29, 2001

To increase awareness of campus resources for maintaining physical and mental health, several campus organizations are sponsoring events in Wellness Week beginning this Monday.The Alcohol and Drug Education...

Volleyball to Battle With BYU

October 19, 2001

If momentum were an exact determinant of how a specific match will turn out, then tonight's volleyball match would be a laugher.However, a heated rivalry such as the one between BYU and Utah does not fall...

Quote of the Day

By , , and October 17, 2001

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Campus Events

October 16, 2001

October 17The Libby Gardner Concert Hall is hosting an International Choir Concert series featuring children?s choirs from Israel, Lithuania and Romania at 10 a.m. and choirs from Trinidad and Tobago,...

Campus Events

By , , , , , , , and September 25, 2001

September 25The student environmental organization Terra Firma is hosting a free viewing of ?This is What Democracy Looks Like? at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Theater. The Wallace Stegner Center at the College...