Editor,Thank you so much for printing Josh Ferrin’s inspiring cartoon in Wednesday’s paper, in which he so eloquently illustrated that gay people are animals, fluffy sheep on their hind legs, waiting to be married. I actually have a few gay people grazing in my backyard at this very moment. Most people don’t understand that gay people should be behind fences and reared in herds. The benefits of raising gay people are endless. I get to sheer the gay people for human hair sweaters and legs warmers to wear to Church. I get to pet them. And when I’m done feeding them slop and shoveling their waste, I get to shoot them and sit the entire family down for some good ol’ fashioned juicy gay lamb chops. Thank you for shedding light on something that I have known for some time: gay people are animals that shouldn’t get married and share in each others love, they belong behind fences, sharing garbage, like Josh Ferrin’s small minded cartoon. Bless you.
Troy DeutschJunior, Actor Training Program
