We tried guys. We really did. We put on our Sunday best, put on big smiles, and even combed over our hair. We thought that we looked pretty respectable.
But we guess it just wasn’t enough for the Legislature. So, in a fit of futile yet vindictive verbal rage, we’d like to openly say that the legislators suck. They suck because they didn’t give us enough money. And they suck because they are trying to turn our university into a giant shooting range. Just because they come from ranches far and wide doesn’t mean that they can pull an old firearms manifest destiny on our institution of higher learning.
How would they like it if our leader walked into the Legislature and started talking about dentistry? Yea, how do you like them apples? Not very much? We didn’t think so.
We’re just damn glad that the Olympics are over. We got to shake George Bush’s hand. After that, everything else is child’s play. As far as we’re concerned, the legislators can cut his pay in half. He won’t be here to notice.
Also, before we go, we want to say that we still think we looked really hot at the Legislature. But maybe the next go around we won’t wear our ties with the little Santas on them.
Peace out.
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