Lessons learned in ‘The War’
Tuesday
Jan. 24
Lesson 208: Let them eat cake. If cake is unavailable, let them eat Pop-Rocks and soda.
Lesson (Boeing) 747: Art is life. Let’s hear it art! Taylor & Taylor showing at Phillips Gallery (444 E. 200 South) from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Lesson “El Ocho”: Taco Bell’s “Make a run for the border” ad slogan was misinterpreted by Calendar as a coded message from our informant that the Feds were onto us. For future reference, calling a Mexican gangster a gordita is only going to get you in trouble.
Lesson 5,342: Calendar has a dream that all events listings shall prosper and?um?prosper. This guy stole our thunder, and we want it back. Preferably in lightning form. Martin Luther King Jr. Human Rights Celebration at Salt Lake Community College, Redwood Campus (4600 S. Redwood Road, Oak Room), 11 a.m. to 12 p.m.
Lesson 007: If you find yourself the recipient of a “From Calendar, With Love” letter, open promptly and run away promptlier.
Lesson 83,874,765: Your past is your legacy. Your legacy is your inheritance. Your inheritance can be spent on beer. Beer, we tells ya! “Revisiting Utah’s Past,” an ongoing exhibit at the Utah Museum of Fine Arts (410 Campus Center Drive), 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., admission free to all students.