Re: ‘Snap, Crackle, Calendar’ copyright infringement
Thursday
Jan. 26
Note to self: Rotten egg smell emanating from basement. Call cable guy.
Note to self: Despite constant feelings otherwise, we do not possess the lung capacity to suck a kumquat through a garden hose. In the future, leave such efforts to the pros-like the Supersuckers, playing at Club Ego’s (668 S. State Street) at 8 p.m. for $12.
Note to self: Previously unknown danger of dyslexia-warning sign reads “guard dogs bite” not “bite guard dogs.”
Note to self: Val Chalk, playing at Lamb’s Grill Caf (169 S. Main Street) at 6 p.m., less effective than distant cousin, Sidewalk, when attempting to fashion hopscotch schematic.
Note to self: OB-GYN receptionist’s name is “Regina.” Get it right.
Note to self: Call doctor John Corbett, playing at The Depot (13 N. 400 West) at 7:30 p.m., tickets at the door. Re: fourth washer/dryer-related concussion this month.