So, you got us. We woke up Wednesday morning and noticed absolutely nothing until The Chronicle staff photographer told us that we’d been had. In fact, The Chronicle was the first to report it to campus police. We were embarrassed until we heard that to open the can of pranks leading to the Holy War, you toilet-papered us.
Really? Toilet paper? Are you in junior high? And let’s not forget the fact that you toilet-papered a watershed area — you environmentally insensitive baffoons!
Well, BYU, it’s on. Our students are smarter and sneakier, and we’re going to prank the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of your campus. You think Saran Wrap during rivalry week is going to protect you? Think again, because you can’t Saran Wrap that pretty little Y you have that’s just begging to be painted and turned into a martini glass.
You might have won this little battle, but we will win the war.
BYU, game on.