In an astonishing and historic move Tuesday, radical left-wing liberals stopped pretending to have any common decency or regard for others and revealed their plan to turn America into a socialist, pro-death society. Lines began forming outside abortion clinics soon after the news broke, as women clamored to experience the satisfaction of killing babies.

“I engaged in sexual intercourse for no reason other than this,” said Angina Curdle, an unmarried woman. “I’ve been waiting my whole life for the opportunity to create life and then kill it before it has a chance to come into the world.”

Curdle also said she and her friends plan to institute a monthly “Abortion Thursday,” in which they’ll carpool to the clinic after their monthly book club meeting and then go out for coffee.

“We’ve modeled our society on Sodom and Gomorrah of Biblical times,” said the liberal movement’s leader, President Barack Obama. However, Obama quickly retracted his statement, as all Bibles are banned, effective immediately.

Obama also revealed some plans for the country’s future, including renaming it “The Socialist States of America,” and instituting “forced-gay days” in which formerly heterosexual individuals will be rounded up and made to engage in sexual acts with people of the same gender while their children watch.

Bible burnings will take place Friday night across the country. A mass execution of conservative figures will take place Saturday. Those scheduled to be executed include Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and anyone from Utah.

Editor’s note8212;This story is not real. Happy April Fools’ Day!