If you wrote an autobiography, what would its title be and why?
Katrina Vastag
Staff Writer
I’d need a whole separate autobiography for my college career alone. And it would be called “Growing Up: How I Managed to Move Six Times in College Before My Junior Year Even Started.”
Emily Andrews
Editor in Chief
“My Story: Alone at Home on a Friday Night, Wearing My Grateful Dead T-shirt, Pining Longingly, Pondering the Vapid Remnants of My Life and Waiting For the Pizza to Be Delivered.” If you know me, you’ll get it.
Dominic Garcia
Staff Writer
The title of my autobiography would be “The Accounts of a Procrastinator.”
I like to procrastinate in everything I do, but if you wait till the last minute, it only takes a minute. Obviously a comedic book.
Frances Moody
Arts Editor
I would title my autobiography “We All Pee in Strange Places: Memoirs and Other Thoughts from F.W. Moody.” “We All Pee in Strange Places” acts as double entendre signifying the bizarre situations I have gotten myself into, and yes, I have peed in some pretty strange places.
Rose Jones
Columnist
I would title it “If Girls Only Knew.” As a youth, I was told to find a husband and make a family. At age 26, I was a married police officer and Karate star. I became a single mom with a young son, and have now worked, lived and studied all across the Middle East. If I would have known at age 16 what the world offered, I would have accomplished twice as much.
Vreni Romang
Staff Writer
My autobiography name would be: “The V is like an F (And Other Anomalies In My Life).”