[vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]In lieu of Valentine’s Day, we’ve compiled a list of the 5 weirdest pick up lines singles have used (on our very own staff!!) to score a date.

5. “I hear you have a hot date tonight”

Umm did you actually hear that I’m going on a date, or are you referring to yourself?? It would probably be a little more effective if you were giving a compliment to the other person.

4. “Do you have a quarter? Because I told my mom I would call her if I ever saw an angel”

Who doesn’t have a cell phone in this day and age? Is that line relevant when half of us don’t even know that payphones exist anymore?

3. “Let me get your Myspace!”

Again, the irrelevancy! But it’s so funny it just might work…

2. “Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re hot and I’m ready.”

Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll take the pizza though…

1. “Hey, does your mama let you date?”

Nope, I’m a fully grown adult who took the phrase “You can’t date until you’re 40” very seriously. But thanks for asking!

Sometimes it’s hard to believe that people actually put the time into thinking these things up. At least they’re always good for a laugh![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]