[vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]For those who don’t know, there is a Facebook page where University of Utah students can anonymously submit their embarrassing secrets for everyone to enjoy. It’s called ‘University of Utah Confessions,’ and it will make you look at your classmates in a whole new light. We’ve compiled ten confessions from the last few years that will make you say, “WTF?!”
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]1. Baby Names
Tinder: The perfect place to find names for the baby you accidentally made through Tinder.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]2. Curry
You might love it, but I guarantee the people sitting next to you hate it.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]3. Homeless Guys
You really shouldn’t be surprised. Those chairs are so comfy, I plan on returning to the library on a weekly basis after graduation just to take a nap. Not to mention the free microwaves. Hot pockets aren’t going to cook themselves.
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Go ahead. Try to unsee that.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]5. Rolling Backpack
Look out ladies. Rumor is, he’s got a fanny pack too.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]6. What the Business Building’s REALLY For
OSH isn’t good enough for anything really. Sorry Orson.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]7. Skipping Class
This is how venereal disease happens.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]8. Christmas Break
What’d you get for Christmas? An XBox? That’s cool. I got chlamydia.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]9. Voldemort
Reasons to finish college: 1) Get wizard robes. 2) Pathway to profitable employment. In that order.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]10. Cat Videos
<Insert pussy joke here>
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