By The Hawk, Comical MastermindIn a surprising, 180 degree turn of character, Barry Bonds announced Monday morning his decision to take a pay cut to remain a San Francisco Giant, as reported by the San...

By Elvis Faucett, Comical Editor in ChiefJohn McNut had his bike stolen from outside his apartment at Heritage Commons this Saturday?for the third time. The first two times, he just went through the University...

By Hadassa McTwitt, Comical News LadyOn Oct. 8, the University of Utah?s Parking and Transportation Services leased the north end of the engineering parking lot to an unidentified party. Oct. 9, The Daily...

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SALT LAKE CITY?Salt Lake?s light rail trains may be patrolled by state officers soon, if a deal can be worked out between the Utah Transportation Authority and the state?s Department of Public Safety....

SALT LAKE CITY?Utah?s conservation policies are getting partial credit for a winter energy forecast that looks better than it did less than a year ago. In January, Gov. Mike Leavitt?s Utah Energy Supply...

WASHINGTON?Secretary of State Colin Powell headed to Asia Sunday on a diplomatic mission intended to keep tensions between Pakistan and India from further complicating the U.S. anti terror campaign in...

RENO, Nev.?Four of six Microsoft employees who touched a contaminated letter tested negative for anthrax, Nevada health officials said Sunday. Preliminary test results show the two others exposed to an...

BOGOTA, Colombia?Soldiers on Sunday captured eight paramilitary fighters suspected of killing at least 24 peasants in a village in southwestern Colombia, the army said. The suspected members of the outlaw...

By Ryan WalkerDriver ire may have initially caused Murray resident Trevor Jones to provoke a diverse collection of drivers to follow his beat-up 1973 Ford pickup truck for hours around the city?s surface...