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Satire: Girl Could Totally Hear Her Date Peeing

October 8, 2015

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Despite his valiant efforts to hit that sweet spot where the porcelain meets the water, Alex Johnson's date could totally hear every stage of his prolonged urination. “I didn’t...

Great Debate: What’s More Exciting: Gameday Coming to SLC, or the Game Itself?

October 8, 2015

GameDay festivities will be more exciting than the game itself Brock Jensen Alright, we’ve been waiting for and wanting an opportunity for ESPN’s College GameDay to come back to Rice-Eccles Stadium,...

The Pros and Cons of Online Classes

October 8, 2015

The main problem with online classes is student participation. Even in classes where your presence is recorded, whether mandated through required commentary or simply marking that your uID has logged in,...

Soccer: Vukic hopes to break personal scoring record versus ‘hometown’ teams

October 8, 2015

Two games, two wins, a bunch of happy campers. Positivity is abundant with the Utah soccer team at training following its successful weekend road trip in Oregon. The players are more excited than ever,...

In the Huddle: Utes Prepare for Jared Goff

By Aaron Clark and Lauren Rose October 8, 2015

Coming up this weekend, the Utes will play their fifth opponent of the season in Cal, who has gone undefeated so far in 2015. Utah looks forward to their challenging competition and especially to the threat...

A Balanced Approach to Ending Gun Violence

October 8, 2015

President Barack Obama recently addressed the shooting in Oregon by issuing his official statement. Obama is tired. His gray hair, protruding veins and sad eyes portray a man who has tried extremely hard...

How to get Your Writing Published Through the U

October 8, 2015

Getting published is often touted as an important résumé-builder for college students. But knowing where to submit your work can be a challenge. At the U, there are several publications, such as The...

Six Hits from the ’60s: The Beatles, the Beach Boys and More

October 8, 2015

Some view the ‘60s as a golden age of music. The American folk music revival was reaching its height. The Motown label had a string of hit singles, and Nashville Sound — a specific style of country...

‘Helicopter’ Parents Should Quit Coddling Kids, Learn from the ’50s

October 8, 2015

As we reflect on the past this Homecoming Week I’d like to focus on how kids are raised and draw a distinction between then and now, because things are getting ridiculous. The best part of my grandma’s...