It’s OK, we don’t like you either. But really, we don’t suck.
You know, this whole thing is so you?you always wanted more attention than we got. You can’t push around words like what you just said thinking that you will escape unscathed. In fact, after we read your part in this editorial, we decided to hack off another $950,000. Say goodbye to the accounting department!
Welcome to politics. We might not use manifest destiny, but we do have one thing: a Republican stronghold that can burn your budget booty for the rest of the millennium.
Oh, but that’s right?you’re not going to be here. That’s OK, long after you are gone, we will continue to decrease higher education funding until the word “education” doesn’t even exist.
Yep, start sending your kids to the College of Massage Therapy, ’cause it’s going to be the only college around.
To conclude, our dear friends and colleagues, you said that we suck.
But according to our favorite document, the U.S. Constitution, the Utah State Legislature rules!!!
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