It’s an eyesore to see tire tracked pits of mud all throughout the campus walkways. The university sidewalks now more closely resemble a frontier town coming out of a long thaw than a place of learnin’. By golly, somethings gotta be done. And by who, well I’m not quite sure. For this mornin’, I spied a peace officer navigate his vehicle straight into an existing ditch of muck, thus perpetuating the miresome conditions. Heck, I’ve met grizzly bear with a better mindin’ of trail etiquette. Prospect this nugget of wisdom from a might have been mountain man… keep yar wagon wheels clear of the ditches. And jumpin’ Jehosaphats, that goes for you saddlebacks too!
“…Kickinin’ and a-gougin’ in the mud and the blood and the beer…”
Nephi “Liver Eating” Tyler