Corporate Christmas: The blob that ate whole months

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By [email protected]

Dear Editor;

Hey! What happened to the time between Halloween and Thanksgiving? You know, the whole month of November?! For some reason, every where I go, all I see is December, Christmas, decorations, presents…etc. Did I happen to fall asleep and some how miss November? Seriously, when did Christmas decide that December wasn’t a big enough month? (There is even a radio station that is playing nothing but Christmas music between now and that usurping day.) Last time I checked, most people liked Thanksgiving. I wonder what happened to it. Maybe it’s just in hiding or something. If you happen to see it, or November for that matter, make sure you let me know. Until then, I guess I will revel in Pseudo-Christmas and get me some Pseudo-Egg Nog (milk by any other name).

Jay Henrie,Art Major