That despicable little pussy Cosmo the Cougar has once again drunkenly wandered onto our fair campus. Use the daily clues to figure out where he’s hiding. Bring his furry little ass to The Chronicle office by 5 p.m. Friday and win a prize. We will “take care” of him from there.Clue #1 Like most Cougars, Cosmo despises current success. That’s why he prefers hanging out at older structures.
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Cougar on the loose!
November 16, 2004
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