“Mr. and Mrs. Smith”Directed by Doug LimanWatch Brad Pitt’s interest in ex-wife Jennifer Aniston go the way of the dode as he wrestles with She of the Heavenly Lips, Angeline Jolie. Butt-kicking never looked so much like foreplay. (PG-13)

“The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D”Directed by Robert RodriquezThe director wrote this one with his kids. No kidding! With a title like that I was expecting a new Ingmar Bergman movie. (PG)

“The Honeymooners”Directed by John SchultzPitch Guy: “We’ll cast Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph and Gabrielle Union as Alice!”Studio Exec: “Well, I know America’s been dying for a movie version of the TV show. I’m sure there will be a huge market for this. Teenagers, who make up most of our ticket sales, are totally familiar with the original, so we can’t go wrong! It’s genius-genius, I say!” (PG-13)

“The Animation Show 2005″Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt present this collection of whacked-out animated shorts that provide a healthy alternative to Saturday morning drivel. For one week only at the Tower! (Not Rated)

“Ladies in Lavender”Directed by Charles DanceGrand ol’ dames Judi Dench and Maggie Smith unearth some bitter rivalries when a shipwrecked sailor washes up on their shore. It could only get better if Dench and smith grew to 100 times their size and duked it out in downtown Tokyo. “Judi S-M-A-S-H!” (PG-13)Compiled by Aaron Allen