Thursday
Jan. 19
Frame 1
Calendar: “?So I says to Mabel, I says, ‘Listen, you big-mouthed bass! I’m leavin’! I’m leavin’ and I’m takin’ the talkin’ pig with me! This ain’t The Sundance Show, at Michael Berry Gallery (163 E. 300 South) from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., and I sure ain’t no Butch Calendar!” (CQ address etc)
Talking Pig: “That is actually what he said. I still don’t think it makes any sense?but then again?I am a talking pig?so?”
Frame 2
Talking Pig: “Hey, birdie. You’re ogling my tail, ainchee? Listen, you’re a pretty good lookin’ flapper, for a squawker-how’d you like to go behind the barn and roll in the slop with me? You know what they say: Once you go pork, you never go?bork.”
Frame 3:
Bird: “What the &%$#@!? Swine!”