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Friday
Jan. 29
Good Idea: Putting gum in your little brother’s hair for revenge.
Bad Idea: Putting pubic hair in your little brother’s gum for fun.
Good Idea: Staying at a cheap, but classy, European hostel.
Bad Idea: Staying in the cheap, but classy, Texas crack house, Mama Eddy’s Right On Boarding House, playing at Capitol Theatre (50 W. 200 South) at 7 p.m.
Good Idea: Riding a unicycle.
Bad Idea: Riding a negative-unicycle.
Good Idea: Ordering a flauta grande at Rio Grande Caf.
Bad Idea: Ordering the deep-fried Juicy Bits, at the Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center’s Black Box Theatre (138 W. 300 South) at 8 p.m.
Good Idea: Woodstock at Yasgur’s farm.
Bad Idea: Hoodstock, in Harlem, playing at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court) at 7:30 p.m., $6.
Saturday
Jan. 28
Good Idea: Let them eat Cake, playing at The Depot (13 N. 400 West) at 7:30 p.m., $35.
Bad Idea: Let them eat Pine-Sol.
Good Idea: Reading the Sunday Times.
Bad Idea: Eating the Sunday Times.
Good Idea: Consummating the Chinese New Year Festival at the Main Library (210 E. 400 South) from 1-3 p.m. by honoring several millennia of rich tradition.
Bad Idea: Consummating the Chinese New Year by having inappropriate relations with a Peking duck.
Good Idea: Renting your spare apartment to quiet, unassuming returned missionaries.
Bad Idea: Renting your spare liver to quiet, unassuming Nick Nolte.
Good Idea: Doing some line dancing at a honky-tonk with your pals.
Bad Idea: Doing some lines in a honky-tonk bathroom stall with Toby Keith, playing at the Delta Center (301 W. South Temple) at 7:30 p.m.