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Friday

Jan. 29

Good Idea: Putting gum in your little brother’s hair for revenge.

Bad Idea: Putting pubic hair in your little brother’s gum for fun.

Good Idea: Staying at a cheap, but classy, European hostel.

Bad Idea: Staying in the cheap, but classy, Texas crack house, Mama Eddy’s Right On Boarding House, playing at Capitol Theatre (50 W. 200 South) at 7 p.m.

Good Idea: Riding a unicycle.

Bad Idea: Riding a negative-unicycle.

Good Idea: Ordering a flauta grande at Rio Grande Caf.

Bad Idea: Ordering the deep-fried Juicy Bits, at the Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center’s Black Box Theatre (138 W. 300 South) at 8 p.m.

Good Idea: Woodstock at Yasgur’s farm.

Bad Idea: Hoodstock, in Harlem, playing at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court) at 7:30 p.m., $6.

Saturday

Jan. 28

Good Idea: Let them eat Cake, playing at The Depot (13 N. 400 West) at 7:30 p.m., $35.

Bad Idea: Let them eat Pine-Sol.

Good Idea: Reading the Sunday Times.

Bad Idea: Eating the Sunday Times.

Good Idea: Consummating the Chinese New Year Festival at the Main Library (210 E. 400 South) from 1-3 p.m. by honoring several millennia of rich tradition.

Bad Idea: Consummating the Chinese New Year by having inappropriate relations with a Peking duck.

Good Idea: Renting your spare apartment to quiet, unassuming returned missionaries.

Bad Idea: Renting your spare liver to quiet, unassuming Nick Nolte.

Good Idea: Doing some line dancing at a honky-tonk with your pals.

Bad Idea: Doing some lines in a honky-tonk bathroom stall with Toby Keith, playing at the Delta Center (301 W. South Temple) at 7:30 p.m.