Calendar murderers leave The Chronicle dry

Editor:

So Calendar is dead. Along with it what little humor, sarcasm and irreverence The Chronicle had left.

Another step toward the dull, gray, humorless reporting the other newspapers heap on us in this state.

Heaven forbid a university paper allow such radical lampoon mixed with actual event times and places.

Let’s just publish the plain boring facts and be done with it.

Ah, censorship, the drug for the masses, I can feel its numbing effect coming on?just a little push and you’ll be fine.

To Gehrke and staff: A leather chair awaits you at The Tribune or the Deseret Morning News, it’s comfortable and has great support. You will find it a perfect replacement for a spine.

Robert GreenResident

Editor’s Note: Robert Green is A&E Editor Eryn Green’s father.