Editor:

Would you please fire Aaron Zundel? His articles are a waste of the otherwise very enjoyable Chrony. He has nothing useful to say, and his articles serve only to irritate everyone. He’s a lot like Kellen Wilson in that regard, except that he’s on your payroll. You know what? I wouldn’t be surprised if he were dating Kellen Wilson.

But seriously, please remove him from your staff. Thank you.

Jake Van Alstyne

Junior, Chemical Engineering