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The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

Wide receiver Darren Carrington II smiles and flashes the U at the end of the Utah Utes football practice at Ute Baseball Field on Thursday, Aug. 10, 2017. (Rishi Deka | Daily Utah Chronicle)

Football: Utes Open Season Against North Dakota

By Justin Adams August 15, 2017

The wait is over. Football is back at the University of Utah as it is set to kick off its season against North Dakota on Thursday, Aug. 31. While questions still remain on how the newly named starting...

Connecting the Dots Between The Election, The Oscars and The NFL/NBA Finals

Connecting the Dots Between The Election, The Oscars and The NFL/NBA Finals

By Justin Adams March 13, 2017

2016 was the year of the comeback. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals to LeBron James and the Cavs. Hillary Clinton somehow lost to Donald Trump (sorry for reminding you). The Falcons blew a 28-3...

Hey Generation-X, Shut Up!

Hey Generation-X, Shut Up!

February 1, 2017

If you’ve been on Facebook recently you’ve probably seen this stupid video of a guy talking about the challenges of working with millennials in the workplace. It repeats a bunch of the same old stereotypes...

Satire: Fans of VidAngel Streaming Service Mourn Loss of Safe Space

Satire: Fans of VidAngel Streaming Service Mourn Loss of “Safe Space”

By Justin Adams January 20, 2017

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints took to social media this week to voice their displeasure at the ongoing legal battles of VidAngel, the video streaming service that allows users...

Satire: Donald Trump Announces White House Decoration Plans

Satire: Donald Trump Announces White House Decoration Plans

By Justin Adams November 19, 2016

Following Donald Trump's shocking election night victory two weeks ago, many people have concerns. Not one of those concerns is how the new President will decorate the White House. However, that's what...

Inside of the LNCO, where most humanities courses at the University of Utah are located. Chronicle archives.

Satire: Search And Rescue Operation Begins On Campus

By Justin Adams November 19, 2016

The U began a search and rescue operation today after a student has been reportedly missing within the depths of LNCO for 36 hours. The student, James McDougal, apparently entered the building Thursday...

Rice Eccles Stadium Salt Lake City, Utah. Adam Fondren, Daily Utah Chronicle

By The Numbers: Nine Games In

November 7, 2016

 OFFENSE Let’s start with the offense. This year, Utah is averaging 427 yards per game. Last year’s offense (which only eclipsed 400 yards twice) averaged 376 yards per game. That’s a 13 percent...

Satire: Donald Trump Bows Out Of Race In Shocking Display Of Humility

Satire: Donald Trump Bows Out Of Race In Shocking Display Of Humility

By Justin Adams November 5, 2016

Donald Trump shook the political world Saturday morning when he announced that he would be dropping out of the Presidential race. "I've come to the realization that, as many have said, I am unfit to be...

Satire: U Student Dies While Waiting In Panda Express Line

Satire: U Student Dies While Waiting In Panda Express Line

By Justin Adams November 5, 2016

University of Utah campus police released details Saturday of a student who died this week in the Union cafeteria. Witnesses say that Fred Douglas passed away while waiting in line for Panda Express. "I...

Satire: Thanksgiving Holiday Remembered

Satire: Thanksgiving Holiday Remembered

By Justin Adams November 5, 2016

The Thanksgiving Holiday passed away this week on November 1st. Its death was marked by a sudden explosion of Christmas decoration, marketing, music, and advertising on the day following Halloween. Those...