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The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

Over the River and Through the Woods: Getting to Grandma’s in One Piece

November 18, 2001
Thanksgiving is the time for family, food and relaxation. But before the big dinner, everyone has to get to grandma's house. During my childhood, that meant another horrible family road trip. Of course, that was back before the age of the minivan. My parents had the classic Ford Pinto wagon. All four kids had to be packed in and ready to go by the time Dad got off work at five. My mother would have spent the three days prior packing and re packing tiny suitcases or bags while Dad created a bunk bed in the back of the Pinto.

Volleyball Smokes Lobos; Will Face BYU

November 16, 2001
It wasn't as much of a match as it was a glorified practice Thursday night when the University of Utah volleyball team blew the New Mexico Lobos out of the gym, 30-15, 30-16, 30-19. The win advances the Utes to the Mountain West Conference Tournament semi-finals for the third straight time to face rival BYU.

No Cutting Corners

By , , and November 16, 2001
In spring of 2000, Utah star running backs Mike Anderson and Omar Bacon, who had shared the load of carrying the ball for the Utes for two straight years, saw their eligibility expire and the NFL come calling. Anderson was a sixth-round pick of the Denver Broncos, Bacon signed a rookie free agent deal with the New York Giants, and the Utes were left to start their running game over again.

Lack of Facial Hair Is Ruining BYU Defense

By , , and November 16, 2001
Over the last 20-plus years, I've developed quite a laundry list of quandaries about BYU, but if I had to choose just one that befuddles me the most, it'd have to be the prohibition on facial hair. What exactly is it about a little peach fuzz gone awry that so disturbs the zoobie narcs?

Utes Battling for Liberty Bowl

By , , and November 16, 2001

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Media Members Make Their Predictions

November 16, 2001
"If God has a self-affirmation crisis, suddenly lacks confidence and subsequently stops believing in himself, does that make him an agnostic? And if God is an agnostic, wouldn't that implode the universe? And if the universe imploded, would BYU's defense then be able to actually stop somebody? Nope?Didn't think so.

U Can Do It!

November 16, 2001
"BYU has a good offense. Utah has a good defense. But they're both pretty weak on the other side." BYU 44, Utah 30 Corey James "I think it will be a close game. We've still got a chance. But [BYU's] game is just way too tight this year." BYU 31, Utah 28 Sui Panoke "BYU almost got beat by Wyoming last weekend.

BYU Editor Comes Up Lame in Try at Humor

Simma-Down-Now! The long-awaited day of destroying Utah at home will begin at 5 p.m. Saturday in the confines of LaVell Edwards Stadium. Ah, what a picture perfect scene it will be to see the sun set over the mountains synchronized with the fall of those annoyingly red-uniformed Utes. Who picked such a satanic color anyway? Well, that's obvious.

Why Ask Y?

November 16, 2001
"It's going to be a good game with a lot of emotion. Luke Staley's going to walk all over Utah." BYU 45, Utah 21 Steve Hansen "We have Luke Staley?He's just talented. I want to marry him. He has nice calves." BYU 34, Utah 14 Olivia Spelts "Luke Staley will run them over.

Foreign Services Recruits Students

By , , and November 16, 2001
If you like to travel around the world, meet new people, learn different languages and confront challenges, then Foreign Services may have a job for you. On Thursday, representatives from Foreign Services gave a talk at the Hinckley Institute of Politics. They were recruiting students to look into Foreign Services as a potential career path.