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The Daily Utah Chronicle

The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

Satire: Drastic measures taken by teachers

By By Luciana Wilde, Red Pulse Writer April 1, 2009

Because of the rise of illiteracy in high schools across the nation, drastic measures are being taken by desperate teachers.

Panelists dispel myths about sexual assault

By By Deborah Rafferty, Staff Writer April 1, 2009

To address sexual violence, people need to be willing to talk about it, said Alana Kindness, executive director of the Utah Coalition Against Sexual Assault.

Princeton Review ranks business department in top 15

By By Trent Lowe, Staff Writer April 1, 2009

The Princeton Review, a leading collegiate ranking publication, ranked the U's department of operations and information systems in the top 15 of all universities in the United States.

Research could someday help to cure critical illnesses

By By Jeremy Thompson, Staff Writer April 1, 2009

Bammes' form of diabetes is one of many diseases that embryonic stem cells could potentially cure. Since the Obama administration lifted the ban on federally funded embryonic stem cell research, people such as Bammes, a journalism professor and reporter for KUER, are hoping to see a higher quality of life someday.

The Pulse

By By Trevor Hale, Red Pulse Editor April 1, 2009

There are so many places that have been closed down and boarded up only to sit around empty for years (like the Zephyr Club). It would be fun8212;and a little bit scary8212;to see what's inside of them now.

Pioneer Theatre interns jump-start acting careers

By By Katie Valentine, Staff Writer April 1, 2009

Stefanie Londino, Logan Black, Lauren Bradley, Aaron Spencer and Brandon Tessers, all interns at Pioneer Theatre Company, have rehearsed and performed in "Romeo and Juliet" and "Dial "M' for Murder" at PTC.

Panel envisions commuting without cars

By By Isabella Bravo, Staff Writer April 1, 2009

Alan Matheson challenged a panel to figure out how Utahns could commute without cars along the Wasatch Front today and in the future.

Sakoda working to set new punting records

By By Channel Horas, Staff Writer March 31, 2009

Louie Sakoda has apparently devoted all aspects of his personal life to improving the length of his punts.

Animal war leads to pandamonium

By By Michael Searn, Staff Writer March 31, 2009

Tuesday night, panda bears disappeared from every zoo across the globe. Police found the pandas' zookeepers mauled inside the abandoned pens with a message clawed into the bamboo: "Viva panda-monium!"

Lawmakers get down to business

By By Regina Hightower, Staff Writer March 31, 2009

The Utah Legislature passed a last-minute bill to eliminate the 2010 Legislative Session and purchase Utah football season tickets for all legislators and their families.