The Utah Legislature passed a last-minute bill to eliminate the 2010 Legislative Session and purchase Utah football season tickets for all legislators and their families.

Young posted one of his infamous crimson-colored bow ties on eBay and immediately, thanks to an apparent fan base, the bids started going up in size and quantity. The tie, which is a patented Dolce & Gabbana bow tie, had a select few bidders once the bids surpassed the $5,000 mark.

The Pixar animator and director visited the U at a McMurrin Lecture on Tuesday night to discuss the process of turning a story from written words into an actual film and the changing narrative within the production process

Utah picked up its third straight win after a late-game rally propelled the Utes to a 9-6 win over the Wolverines (7-19). The game was scheduled to be played at Franklin Covey Field, but was moved to Orem because of field conditions.

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ASUU President and snazzy socialite Patrick Reimherr has accepted an offer to head up the American International Group, Inc., effective immediately. The 22-year-old Reimherr, who has stood tall among a slew of critiques during his time as president of the Associated Students of the University of Utah, has made his stamp on the U during his time here.

"Crazy Lady" Terri Jackson is out of commission for the upcoming football season after dislocating both shoulders and straining her left pectoralis major during an especially raucous shimmy session Saturday.

Louie Sakoda, a senior in communication, punted a Sigma Chi's pledge pin last weekend after the pledge cornered Sakoda and went in for a kiss. The pin was still on the pledge's shirt during the punt and was unharmed.

Louie Sakoda has apparently devoted all aspects of his personal life to improving the length of his punts.

Looking for ways to make up for the $24 million cut from the U's budget, U administrators have come up with a solution that doesn't call for raising tuition or firing professors.