The Daily Utah Chronicle

Why Ask Y?

November 16, 2001

"It's going to be a good game with a lot of emotion. Luke Staley's going to walk all over Utah." BYU 45, Utah 21 Steve Hansen "We have Luke Staley?He's just talented. I want to marry him. He has nice calves." BYU 34, Utah 14 Olivia Spelts "Luke Staley will run them over.

BYU Editor Comes Up Lame in Try at Humor

By By Richard Reeves, NewsNet Sports Editor, By Richard Reeves, NewsNet Sports Editor, and By Richard Reeves, NewsNet Sports Editor • November 16, 2001

Simma-Down-Now! The long-awaited day of destroying Utah at home will begin at 5 p.m. Saturday in the confines of LaVell Edwards Stadium. Ah, what a picture perfect scene it will be to see the sun set over the mountains synchronized with the fall of those annoyingly red-uniformed Utes. Who picked such a satanic color anyway? Well, that's obvious.

U Can Do It!

November 16, 2001

"BYU has a good offense. Utah has a good defense. But they're both pretty weak on the other side." BYU 44, Utah 30 Corey James "I think it will be a close game. We've still got a chance. But [BYU's] game is just way too tight this year." BYU 31, Utah 28 Sui Panoke "BYU almost got beat by Wyoming last weekend.

Media Members Make Their Predictions

November 16, 2001

"If God has a self-affirmation crisis, suddenly lacks confidence and subsequently stops believing in himself, does that make him an agnostic? And if God is an agnostic, wouldn't that implode the universe? And if the universe imploded, would BYU's defense then be able to actually stop somebody? Nope?Didn't think so.

Utes Battling for Liberty Bowl

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Lack of Facial Hair Is Ruining BYU Defense

By , , and • November 16, 2001

Over the last 20-plus years, I've developed quite a laundry list of quandaries about BYU, but if I had to choose just one that befuddles me the most, it'd have to be the prohibition on facial hair. What exactly is it about a little peach fuzz gone awry that so disturbs the zoobie narcs?

No Cutting Corners

By , , and • November 16, 2001

In spring of 2000, Utah star running backs Mike Anderson and Omar Bacon, who had shared the load of carrying the ball for the Utes for two straight years, saw their eligibility expire and the NFL come calling. Anderson was a sixth-round pick of the Denver Broncos, Bacon signed a rookie free agent deal with the New York Giants, and the Utes were left to start their running game over again.

Volleyball Smokes Lobos; Will Face BYU

November 16, 2001

It wasn't as much of a match as it was a glorified practice Thursday night when the University of Utah volleyball team blew the New Mexico Lobos out of the gym, 30-15, 30-16, 30-19. The win advances the Utes to the Mountain West Conference Tournament semi-finals for the third straight time to face rival BYU.

Volleyball Begins Quest for League Postseason Title

November 15, 2001

This is the week that will determine if the University of Utah's volleyball team is ready to take the next step at the NCAAs. The Mountain West Conference Tournament, which Provo will host, is on tap for this week, as the Utes, through their 19-5 regular season play, have nabbed the second seed.

The Chronicle’s View: Paralympics Deserves Equal Respect

November 15, 2001

Tickets to the 2002 Winter Olympic Games are difficult to come by?not to mention incredibly expensive. Many Utahns who signed up to reserve tickets in advance didn't even get the option of purchasing their first-choice tickets. And although tickets started at $20, most people actually paid significantly more than that for their chance to see a blurred figure riding the luge flying by at 65 miles per hour.

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