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Parking Services Degraded for Medical Towers Residents

By By April Heiselt • November 12, 2001

By April HeiseltThe students living in the Medical Towers and Townhouses have had to face their fair share of parking problems. For example, parking was drastically changed due to the construction of the...

The Chronicle’s View

By and • November 12, 2001

Anyone who has made the transition from elementary big-wig to junior high bully fodder knows that change isn't easy. Public transportation is no exception.In a car-crazed culture like Utah, the lack of...

Possible Bon Jovi Scare at Games, Cold Midgets Sure to Please

By By Cleghorne Thunk, Comical News Writer • November 12, 2001

In about three months the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, or "the Big O" as it is known to many, will begin in Salt Lake City. Many events have already sold out. Tickets are still available though for the Midget Snowman Building Festival and the Closing Ceremony.

The Unfortunate Story of Men Named Richard

November 12, 2001

When your name is Butkus (pronounce the last half of the name 'kiss'), you have absolutely no chance at a normal childhood. Kids pick on you, adults pick on you, hell, you probably pick on yourself. But then, to add insult to injury, your parents name you Richard.

U Student Reads Shades

By By Rupert Fanicpants, Comical News Editor • November 12, 2001

In a stunning development, someone read Shades. The U's undergraduate literary magazine, Shades has transformed itself from a couple of stapled-together pieces of paper into a nicely bound, soft-cover text over the past few years, but has failed to establish a U readership.

Quote of the Day

By , , and • November 12, 2001

"I didn't know they were closing those lots. That sucks hardcore."

Bike Ticketers Face Daily Complaints

By By Jennifer Mitchell • November 12, 2001

By Jennifer Mitchell"Bike Nazi." That is what one student wrote under "position desired" on an application to parking services this semester. The popular term is hardly spoken under breaths around campus,...

Neighbors Frustrated by Student Parking

By By Carrie Andrew • November 12, 2001

By Carrie AndrewAs parking problems worsen, local streets have begun to look as crowded as the Union parking lot around noon. Parking off campus has become a solution for students who haven't bought a...

From Sunbeams to Scandalous: Young Ambassadors Face Accusations

By By Rosy Gardner, Chronicle Feature Editor • November 12, 2001

The BYU Young Ambassadors aren't singing anymore. The world-renowned group of singers, actors and dancers spends much of its time on tour, performing shows that spread the word on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. But Tuesday, one of their stars was attacked in a scandal that rocked Happy Valley.

Games Will Take U Parking

November 12, 2001

Between Nov. 25 and March, the Salt Lake Organizing Committee will use about 30 percent of main campus parking spaces. In addition, access to many parts of campus will be limited. While the U has prepared pamphlets with information about lot closures and limited access on campus, not everyone is aware of the situation. Here is a quick look at what changes are coming, and some possible solutions to deal with the ...