- The Daily Utah Chronicle

Bush Utters First Coherent Sentence

March 31, 2002

WASHINGTON?President Bush shocked the nation Saturday evening at a press conference, when he uttered a coherent sentence, a first for the nation's commander in chief. The sentence, written for the president's speech on his newly added territories of the "Axis of Evil," was: "Disneyland is a significant haven for evil-doers.

Quote of the Day

By , , and • March 29, 2002

"Instead of trying to be the daring heroine, Marion, in "Raiders of the Lost Ark"...women should try to find what their personal limit is.

Utah Sports Fans Need to Get Into the Game

By , , and • March 29, 2002

After living in Utah for more than five years, I don't have much to complain about. However, there is one thing I noticed immediately after moving here from Seattle, Washington. Utah sports really suck, and I'm not talking about the quality of play. From the teams to the actual games, there's a distinct factor which lessens the quality of sports in comparison to other markets.

Amidst Confusion, Elevation, Impact Win

By , , and • March 29, 2002

Tension filled the Union late Thursday night. Student body office candidates and supporters waited for an announcement of the primary election results and the ruling on the Impact Party's 23 candidates who were fined for not attending a mandatory meeting. The announcement was scheduled for 10:30 p.m. When the ruling came from the Supreme Court of the Associated Students of the University of Utah just past 11 p.m., the situation became much more tense.

For U Families: On the (Easter Egg) Hunt

By , , and • March 29, 2002

The flowers are starting to bloom, midterms are over, and the ASUU election signs cover campus. It can only mean one thing: It's time for Easter. So grab your Easter baskets and get ready to hippity hop to one of the hunts around town. Here at the U, residents of the University Student Apartments, will be hosting a celebration.

Women Netter Look to End Drought

By , , and • March 29, 2002

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Gov’t Monies Will Help Med School, but not Nurses, Others

By By Fred Thaller • March 29, 2002

The U School of Medicine currently ranks dead last in terms of amount of financial support per student from the state when compared with other public medical schools in the United States. "We've been working with the [state] Legislature over the past year or two in an effort to make them understand that we're very underfunded here," said Dr.

International Students Face Changes in Wake of Sept. 11

March 29, 2002

By July, the government wants the ability to track all foreign students and scholars in the United States. The U.S. House of Representatives already passed legislation and the Senate is reviewing a similar bill which requires universities and colleges to notify Immigration and Naturalization Services if foreign students make any number of changes to their academic life.

Probable Cause, Apathy Party Come Up Short

March 29, 2002

Usually confident and charismatic, Probable Cause Party presidential candidate Steve Rinehart appeared nervous and unsettled before the announcement of the primary election results late Thursday evening. Elections Registrar Josh Walker stated the results beginning with fourth place.

Allen, Edwards Gear Up for Final Vote

March 29, 2002

Silence filled the office of the Associated Students of the University of Utah as 36 students heard Elevation and Impact declared as the winners of the primary elections. Candidates from both winning parties remained stone-faced as they heard the numbers. Bill Edwards and Randall Lloyd from the Impact Party earned 1,030 votes, and 754 students voted for AnnMarie Allen and Colter Hammer of Elevation. This year's primary election had 3,407 voters, 426 more than voted last year.