For the cost of one semester of college, you could buy every gaming console ever made and a library of games for each one and learn all of these facts professors have been holding out on you.

"Crazy Lady" Terri Jackson is out of commission for the upcoming football season after dislocating both shoulders and straining her left pectoralis major during an especially raucous shimmy session Saturday.

Young posted one of his infamous crimson-colored bow ties on eBay and immediately, thanks to an apparent fan base, the bids started going up in size and quantity. The tie, which is a patented Dolce & Gabbana bow tie, had a select few bidders once the bids surpassed the $5,000 mark.

Margaret Wan and Zuzana Tomas received the Ramona W. Cannon Award in the College of Humanities for notable teaching.

In its third year, the dance marathon continues to be a positive and enjoyable tradition. Kudos to those members of ASUU responsible for its organization and to the students who participated. It takes dedication to dance for 26.2 hours, even for a good cause. HIT

The Bennion Community Service Center will see a $40,000 dip in its budget next year because of cuts in state and endowment funding.

The AnARTomy program, which was performed this past weekend and will be performed again this weekend at the U, also had more than two different performances simultaneously around the world.

Even though Dixon graduated from the U with a business degree more than 50 years ago, he continued taking classes until his final weeks. Dixon was hospitalized last month with cancer at the Veteran Affairs Medical Center and died March 23 at age 86.

Hill, a senior in history teaching, said that more than 3,100 students have signed up to sit in the MUSS, the student fan club, within a month of the membership being open for the football seats.

The meteorology department's name is so last week. Instead, the department will now be known as the department of atmospheric sciences.