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The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

Opposite Day Reeks Havoc Worldwide

April 21, 2002
In what was once a childhood excuse for putting a shirt on inside out or wearing the right shoe on the left foot and the left shoe on the right foot, Opposite Day became a reality last Wednesday. Some experts claim that an inexplicable cosmic shift allowed the sun and moon to share the sky for a full 24 hours, which may have led to all the "opposite," or uncommon, occurrences.

Donny Osmond’s Neighbor’s Niece to Speak at Graduation

By By Aurelie Dunn, Comical News Writer April 21, 2002
As seniors hurriedly complete last-minute core requirements to graduate, the Associated Students of the University of Utah 2002 graduation committee has been hard at work securing this year's commencement speaker: Donny Osmond's neighbor's niece. The designated speaker, a Chelsea S.

Unseasonable Weather a Blessing for the Righteous, a Pox upon the Wicked

Since the dawn of time, God has cursed and blessed his people through the immutable power of the weather. Noah enjoyed a tropical cruise in a wash of sinners. Moses made a killing off of bottled water after the town's entire supply was diluted with blood. And Lot's family ate like kings the day his wife turned toward Gomorrah.

Letter to the Editor: Principles of the Gun Debate

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Letter to the Editor: Eye Witness to the TA Situation

Editor: As a student of Karen Johnson's African American Experience class, I would like to respond to the article published in the April 10 Daily Utah Chronicle. It is unfortunate that the author, Matt Canham, was unable to report responses of other students in the class, particularly those who were not offended by Amadou Niang's comments on March 27.

Bomb Kills 14 in Philippines City

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The Chronicle’s View: Earth Day Events Laudably Inclusive

April 20, 2002
Apparently student groups can do a lot with a little. Last fall, the Associated Students of the University of Utah allocated $500 for Terra Firma's Earth Day celebration?much less than the student environmental group had hoped. Terra Firma is one of the most highly funded clubs on campus.

University Can Create an Eco-Friendly Campus

Pinus Longaeva. The Bristlecone Pine. A native in the southern deserts of Utah, Bristlecones are a hardy, slow growth species that put bonsai masterworks to shame. They are the longest living things in the world, with roots reaching back thousands of years.

Skinhead Violence Threatens Moscow

April 20, 2002
MOSCOW?Outdoor markets and kiosks across Russia's capital run by ethnic minorities were closed, and thousands of police ringed a Moscow soccer stadium Sunday to thwart possible racially motivated violence. Police nationwide have been on alert all weekend amid fears of skinhead attacks around Hitler's birthday Saturday, and amid heightened activity by Russia's small ultranationalist minority.