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Breaking News: bin Laden Upset With Americans

By By Momar Kadafi , CNN correspondent • November 19, 2001

More than two months after the Sept. 11 attacks, Osama bin Laden says he is more upset with Americans than usual. U.S. officials don't know what the hell happened. "What did we do to piss him off? I mean, he bombed us," President Bush said on Friday.

Corky Gets Jiggy With It

By By Elvis Faucett, Comical Editor in Chief • November 19, 2001

Corky has been known to shake his groove-thang with the best of them, but recently his dance machine malfunctioned. This cougar, the intellectually disadvantaged brother of BYU's mascot Cosmo, has taken lessons from Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly in his youth, which led to a nice appearance on Star Search.

Chechnyan Rebel Talks With Envoy

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Over the River and Through the Woods: Getting to Grandma’s in One Piece

November 18, 2001

Thanksgiving is the time for family, food and relaxation. But before the big dinner, everyone has to get to grandma's house. During my childhood, that meant another horrible family road trip. Of course, that was back before the age of the minivan. My parents had the classic Ford Pinto wagon. All four kids had to be packed in and ready to go by the time Dad got off work at five. My mother would have spent the three days prior packing and re packing tiny suitcases or bags while Dad created a bunk bed in the back of the Pinto.

A Delirious Manifesto On Ending the Cold Season

November 18, 2001

Ahh?November. It makes you think of turkeys, football and the first twinklings of Christmas lights. But to me, November brings to mind the sniffling, sneezy, stuffy-head, fever time. Yes, winter is coming and bringing lots and lots of germs with it. If you watch any television news station, they will be running their, "Ways to Avoid the Flu" or, "The Right Way to Wash Away Germs" special features. They warn us of the upcoming flu season, practically begging us to get stuck with the flu shot needle. Maybe you should be paying attention.

Head Officials Say bin Laden on Run

November 18, 2001

WASHINGTON8212;Terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden and his al Qaeda network are on the run in Afghanistan, and their Taliban supporters are in disarray, but the American-led military campaign to crush them is far from over, senior administration officials said Sunday.

Religious Leaders To Pray for Peace

November 18, 2001

VATICAN CITY?Pope John Paul II, concerned about the continued impact on humanity of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, invited representatives of the world's religions to come to Assisi, Italy, on Jan. 24 for a daylong prayer for peace. In his weekly appearance Sunday at St.

Battle for Power Rages in Kabul

November 18, 2001

KABUL, Afghanistan?Less than a week after the Taliban were driven from Kabul, 3,000 Shiite Muslim fighters are poised outside, demanding a share of power. Major cities are now warlords' fiefdoms, and the idea of a broad-based government is being challenged by hastily multiplying posters of factional leaders.

President Returns to Kabul After 5 Years

November 18, 2001

KABUL, Afghanistan8212;In a convoy of vehicles with his picture plastered on the windshields, the Afghan president ousted five years ago by the Taliban returned Saturday to the capital to reclaim his post. His return raised worries over the effort to build a broad-based, post Taliban government.

Phillipines Fights Terrorist Threat

November 18, 2001

BALOBO, Philippines?While the United States wages war in Afghanistan, the Philippines is fighting its own terrorist enemy and claiming progress. Now, as part of its global campaign against terrorism, Washington is ready to provide military training and equipment to help its longtime ally step up efforts to crush the small Abu Sayyaf movement, which has been linked to Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda network.