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Letter to the Editor: Bombers Must Accept Blame

By , , , and • April 2, 2003

Editor: I recently heard a comment on suicide bombings, such as those which have plagued Israel all throughout the intifada and have become a recent concern in the war with Iraq. To paraphrase, it said such attacks were not morally wrong due to the overwhelming superiority the opposition has.

RB Johnson Granted 2 Years of Eligibility

By , , , and • April 2, 2003

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Chronicle’s Poll Lacks Focus

By By [email protected], By [email protected], By [email protected], and By [email protected] • April 2, 2003

By [email protected] ACCEPT THIS AS A TRIMMED DRAFT OF THE PREVIOUS LETTER I SENT. THANKS!:Editor, The Daily Utah Chronicle poll question that is running this week online, "Should the U...

Chronicle Poll Question Lacks Focus

By By [email protected], By [email protected], By [email protected], By [email protected], By [email protected], By [email protected], By [email protected], and By [email protected] • April 2, 2003

By [email protected] ACCEPT THIS AS MY FINAL, FINAL COPY. I MADE SOME BAD OVERSIGHTS BECAUSE IWROTE THE FIRST TWO IN A BIT OF A HURRY. THANKS AGAIN!:Editor,The Daily Utah Chronicle poll question...

Feature Photo: For A Song

By , , , and • April 2, 2003

Mark Fresh performs during Dangerous Divas II, presented by the Union Programming Council in the Union Ballroom Monday.

Elmo Makes ‘America’s Bravest’

By By Cliff Cavort and By Cliff Cavort • April 1, 2003

Disclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks. NEW YORK-A picture of Elmo from public television's "Sesame Street" somehow made it into an MSNBC "America's Bravest" television spot yesterday.

Balls: Coach Employs Boot-Like Camp

By , , , and • April 1, 2003

Imin Azhl Chronic Sports Editor Disclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks. First-year coach Urban Meyer has taken his strict disciplinarian stance with the U football team one step further-and some players say a bit too far-for spring training camp, which began last week.

LeBron Ditches NBA, Says He Will Play for U

By , , , and • April 1, 2003

Kruger Goon Chronic Sports Writer Disclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks. U basketball coach Rick Majerus got quite a surprise when he awoke to receive a phone call this morning.

Awesome Baby! Dukies Will Win It All!

By , , , and • April 1, 2003

Hal Elujah Chronic Sports Writer Disclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks. As most of America has been following along with the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament these past two weeks, sports fans across the nation are looking forward with great anticipation to this weekend's Final Four, which, according to most who have kept a running bracket, will include Texas, Syracuse, Marquette and Kansas.

Chronic Sellout Kudiya First to Jump on Marquette Bandwagon

By , , , and • April 1, 2003

Hal Elujah Chronic Sports Writer Disclaimer: The following article is published as part of our annual satirical April Fool's Day issue. Please don't believe any of it, and please don't sue us. Thanks. In a move that came as no surprise to co-workers and friends, Chronic sports writer Asad Kudiya, 19, became the first person to officially jump on the Marquette bandwagon.