The Daily Utah Chronicle

The Four Reasons America Needs Bernie Sanders

September 7, 2015

If you haven’t heard of Bernie Sanders then you’re not alone. Six months ago, few people outside of the most progressive political circles knew about the senator from Vermont. When he entered the presidential race, he was immediately dismissed by the mainstream media. America will never elect a self-proclaimed...

Satire: Travis Wilson to Miss First Game of Season to Study

September 1, 2015

In what came as quite a shock to the Utah faithful, Travis Wilson announced at Tuesday’s practice that he would not be playing in Thursday’s game. Utah fans are accustomed to the first-string quarterback missing games, as he has been impacted by injuries throughout his career. This time, however,...

Satire: 10 Pro Tips For Slaying Your Finals

April 21, 2015

It’s finals time! If you’ve spent more time skiing in the mountains or in your dorm watching Netflix than you have in class this semester, you might not be feeling very well at the moment. Lucky for you, we’ve compiled the ultimate guide to succeeding during finals week. Use any co...

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