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The Daily Utah Chronicle

The University of Utah's Independent Student Voice

The Daily Utah Chronicle

Larry H. Miller Presents: The 2007 Holiday MegaGift&trade Guide

December 7, 2007
Not sure what to buy this Christmas for the person who has everything? You know, the guy who owns, oh, let's say, a sports franchise, a chain of megaplex theaters, a television station, a sports park, 19 car dealerships and a Mayan-themed restaurant? Why give your loved one a boring gift, when you can give him or her an exciting MegaGift?? *Salt Lake City $13.

Hospital hires new chaplain

December 7, 2007
After six months without a chaplain, the University Hospital hired Susan Roberts to take the position of spiritual leader for patients, faculty and staff. Since starting her new job in September, Roberts has visited patients around the hospital, offering prayers and words of comfort.

Five events better than prime time

By By Danny Letz December 7, 2007
1. Thurs., Dec. 6 through Mon., Dec. 31 "Bear River: Last Chance to Change Course" Utah Museum of Natural History All day Adults $6, children 3-12 $3.50, U students, staff and faculty free Photographer Craig Denton's ongoing exhibit, "Bear River: Last Chance to Change Course," showcases the majesty of the Bear River from all angles while highlighting the importance of conservation by acknowledging the river's role in our lives.

Horoscopes

By By Gabi December 7, 2007
Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're quite good at avoiding things, Aries. The dishes, your homework, that big Russian guy who loaned you money and is knocking on your mother's door with a baseball bat and jumper cables as we speak -- you know, the usual.

Red Herring: Whoville struggling with post-war existentialism

By By Orion Archibald December 7, 2007
Fifty years after world-famous journalist and author Theodore Seuss traveled to Whoville to report firsthand the story of the thieving Grinch, much has changed in that sleepy town in that snowy valley. The oil crisis of the '70s hit the town hard and many working Whos were forced to leave when the local steel-smelting plant shut down.

The New Green Party

By By Trevor Hale December 7, 2007
Everyone wants to be Irish. This is a fact that's generally seen around the second week of March, when drunken mobs soak themselves in green beer to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, and late September, whenever the Red Sox start inching towards another title. The only difference between the faux Irish and real deal is that the real Irish always stay true to their roots -- something punk band Flogging Molly has built a huge following around, adding more and more Irish wannabes with every show.

Letters to Santa

December 7, 2007
Dear Santa, I don't need much. It's been a great year. I've lost weight faster than Jared on the Subway diet and have the backing of the great Chuck Norris. So, this year, I hope you can find time to give the gift of life to all the unborn children of this nation, so they might grow up to mow my lawn, stucco my house and take my Big Mac order during my diet-free days.

In with the old, in with the new

By By Cressa Perloff December 7, 2007
For more than 50 years, Ballet West has performed "The Nutcracker" around Christmastime. With traditional music by P.I. Tchaikovsky and choreography by local Willam Christensen, the show is a huge tradition and a huge production. Although the plot of the ballet varies slightly from one ballet company to another, a general synopsis is this: The show begins with a grand Christmas party, complete with costumes reminiscent of the late 19th century, when the ballet originally premiered in St.

Golden Compass points to box-office dud

December 7, 2007
"The Golden Compass" New Line Cinema Directed by Chris Weitz Screenplay by Chris Weitz, based on the novel by Philip Pullman Starring: Dakota Blue Richards, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Sam Elliott and the voices of Ian McKellen, Freddie Highmore, Ian McShane and Kathy Bates Rated PG-13/113 minutes Opens Dec.

The Word: Chronicle’s guide to the SLC music scene

By By Makena Walsh December 7, 2007
If there's contention over whether this group's name is in homage to the stalwart Republican party or just an indication that it likes to have a good time, its beguiling funk grooves, electric twangs and haunting croons undoubtedly reinforce the latter.