The Daily Utah Chronicle

Letter to the Editor: SLC bum wars spiral out of control

April 1, 2004

Editor: There was a rock thrown through my window last night in the giant campus riot. I'm a patient person, but even I've had enough. The chaos all started, as you're probably well aware, when the on-campus activist group, Bum Central, started gaining serious momentum and a dedicated following.

It’s time to destroy campus buildings and organizations

By By Optimistic Ollie • April 1, 2004

There is a large variety of departments and organizations on campus at the U that are an extremely large waste of money. These organizations, which I will identify below, should be permanently closed in an effort to reduce tuition. These people and places are worthless and contribute nothing to the community and many of them take away from the U at large.

I think George W. is cool, and so should you

By By Monakah Liwynskie • April 1, 2004

I really feel like George W. Bush and I have a lot in common.He likes baseball and I do, too.He's in the oil industry and I use oil in my car.He sometimes mixes up his words and so does my little brother.Cute.Sometimes I can't find my keys, just like he can't seem to find those elusive weapons of mass destruction.

Spandex Man dares you to be bored this weekend

March 31, 2004

Is it hard to find a reason to get out of bed these days? Do you suffer from what professionals call severe acute-lazy-ass-wiener syndrome? Well, suck it up because there's always something to do in Utah. One activity to check out this weekend is The Canyons' annual pond-skimming contest and reggae festival, taking place this Saturday, April 3.

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March 3, 2004

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Letter to the Editor: Learn to accept others’ differences

February 18, 2004

Editor: The current debate on homosexuality contains the same verbiage present in discussions the first time African Americans were given freedom or the right to vote, when jazz music became popular, when integration was proposed and when women were given the vote.