The Daily Utah Chronicle

YOU’RE CALENDARED

January 20, 2005

Jan. 20 Thursday You know what Calendar would do with billions of billions of dollars? We would buy a big, multi-trillion-dollar corporation, and make up this TV show where we would find the most evil, shameless, money-hungry souls on planet Earth, and put the most stupid person we know at the helm, pretending he was our CEO.

After this debacle, ‘Elektra’ is going to need an alias

January 20, 2005

"Elektra" 20th Century Fox Directed by Rob Bowman Screenplay by Zak Penn Starring Jennifer Garner, Goran Visnjic, Kirsten Prout, and Terence Stamp Rated PG-13/106 min Released Jan. 14, 2005 Two out of five stars There's a scene in director Rob Bowman's "Elektra" that perfectly captures the tone of the rest of the movie.

What gets our goat

By By Ben Zalkind and Aaron Allen • January 19, 2005

"Lonesome Jim" Directed by Steve Buscemi Starring Casey Affleck and Liv Tyler Steve Buscemi, believe it or not, has been active as a director in the independent film scene for years. His latest project, a tragi-comic love story starring Casey Affleck and Liv Tyler, paints a slice-of-life portrait of the rural working-class.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Calendar

January 19, 2005

Jan. 19 Wednesday So Calendar hears that a bunch of "Mountain-Chic" A-listing P.I.B. (persons-in-block, for those not in the know) are headed our way. Objective 1: Break up Bradifer. Status: Accomplished. Objective 2: Move in on the now Brad-less Jennifer.

One more thing

By By [email protected] • December 8, 2004

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God bless you please, Mrs. Calendar

December 8, 2004

Dec. 8 Wednesday Five days until finals officially start, and strangely discolored (orange, to be exact) tissues are scattered across the library grounds. Not to make you paranoid or anything. Paranoid? Who's paranoid? Why would anyone be paranoid when we've done all this studying? Numbers and answers and scantrons and files and.

The Chronicle’s View: Excuse our dust, we’re finishing the U’s Christmakkuh present

December 7, 2004

B y the time U students return in January, construction on the Union will be complete. Like Dr. Frankenstein stealing corpses and connecting pieces of flesh together to form a big green monster, the first floor of the Union, between Chartwells and the Copy Center, has recently been torn apart for weeks in a redesign effort intended to better serve the U community.

Photo: Money talks

December 6, 2004

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Presenter’s Office future uncertain as it seeks to replace adviser

November 19, 2004

The recent resignation of Presenter's Office adviser Jenny Thomas has left some wondering about the future of the Associated Students of the University of Utah's programming division. Thomas, who worked for the office for more than six years, was in charge of both advising and aiding the students who worked there.

Photo: Sacred massacre

November 19, 2004

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